John:Hey Sarah? Sarah:Yeah? John:Do you need a man who can bench press your body weight in order to feel whole? Sarah:Obviously not. Reblogged 2 years ago from effyeahnerdfighters (Originally from hypochondrchal) 526 notes
Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend. -TM Posted 2 years ago 2 notes
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you know it’s good when you LOL by yourself…the cinema is overrated anyway. Reblogged 2 years ago from damnthatswhack (Originally from wwia0-deactivated20110717) 2,438 notes